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Big Red's Fun Bus Live Video

Is coming soon (when I get some bloody editing software that works!).

Big Red's Fun Bus Live

Yes, really. Big Red’s Fun Bus comes to the live stage in a show that psychic soothsayers are already calling “a triumph” and “an effing disaster”. See for yourself which it will be on March 24th at Paisley Students Union.

Tickets are £2 and available from me either via the Facebook page (search for Big Red’s Fun Bus and become a fan) or in person. The times are variable, let’s be honest it’s the basic human need to compartmentalise the passage of existence that’s making me put some on it. On other words doors are 8pm then the “experience” (Ant Rogers, Paisley Student’s Union) starts soonish after.

Come for the ride (insert other bus-like reference here).

Episode 8 - No Well

It's Big Red's Fun Bus' Xmas Special!

Well we're all stuffed with turkey, unless you're one of those weirdos that eats salmon for Xmas dinner, and ready now to get this tinsel-filled sell-fest over with. But first let's catch up with all our favourite Xmas characters such as Santa, Rudolph, er...Santa and Noddy Holder.

Plus as it's Xmas there are plenty of commercials. Will you be seeing a Scottish based Xmas film, or heading down to Tony's for some gifts. Or will you just spend Boxing Day scratching your bum?

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Episode 7 - Moon River

In this edition Vlad Mackay has a go at Twilight, Jimmy has a go at the sexual habits of those younger than him and David Hasselhoff, Rugger Man details why he quit drinking.

There’s another Scottish lesson, Mercenary Charity Worker rages against the credit crunch and Simon “Strings” Mackenzie recommends his favourite club night.

Plus Malcolm dissects the Michael Jackson seance, finding water on the moon and Adele’s Chasing Pavements and there’s much, much more (alright three other sketches).

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Episode 6 - A Symphony Of Titters

It’s the quickly cobbled together Hallowe’en cash in, er, special of Big Red’s Fun Bus!

In this edition Sylvester gives his tips on how to pull at a Hallowe’en party and we meet Vlad Mackay, the Paisley based vampire.

Plus lots more spooky goings on.

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Sky's Michael Jackson Seance

Death By Twitter

According to severely restricted social network spout pipe Twitter every single celebrity in the world has died. All projects they were working on will now be released as special tribute editions, no matter what stage of completion they stood at. After this the only new media of any sort shall be those things they did early that were shelved for being dire but now that those starring are famous there is a selling point.

A memorial service for all the deceased fame whores will be held next week but will not be televised due to the lack of celebrity attendance on account of them all being dead.

The day after the service a popular national tabloid will no doubt print sordid details of eachof the celebs final hours leading up until their collective death, every account involving how they piled drink/drugs/bacon into their system whilst having freaky sex in a cupboard with a hooker/bit on the side.

It is unclear how ordinary people will cope with this brave new non-starlet filled world and Samaritans have announced extra operators to cope with an increase of calls.

UPDATE!!!

All the celebrities quoted on social lie spout Twitter as being dead are, in fact, alive.

The memorial service will still be held as practice in case this hoax ever becomes a tragic reality.