Thursday, 30 April 2009

Episode 4 - Pigs In Blankets

It’s the worst disease to afflict mankind since the Millennium Bug and SARS teamed up to become an almighty force for evil. That’s right, Swine Flu. Scourge of all that is holy.

That or another Avian Flu.

Anyhoo that means an impromptu Swine Flu special of Big Red’s Fun Bus written and recorded in one day.

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Sunday, 26 April 2009

Monday, 13 April 2009

Episode 3 - The Pies Have It

In this edition Simon "Strings" McKenzie recommends another essential band, Mercenary Charity Worker tries to help the blind and Malcolm Chuff offers his thoughts on George Galloway, the Pope's visit to Africa and Scotland's obesity crisis.

There's also another edition of Learn To Speak Scottish (West Coast Edition), Betty and Senga compare war wounds and Sylvester Singleton offers his tips on what not to do on a first date.



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Sunday, 12 April 2009

Happy Fucking Easter


Gorge yourself on chocolate and show your love for Jesus, who lest we forget invented it, hence today's celebration. Then he teamed up with the Easter Bunny and defeated evil. So give thanks and eat an Aero egg.

Sunday, 5 April 2009

Sunday, 22 March 2009

Sorry!

Life's been a bit hectic so episode 3 is going to be a bit late. It's been pretty much written so just needs to be recorded and edited. Should be up sometime in the following week.

Saturday, 14 March 2009

Twatter

I don't have a Twitter account. There I've outed myself. How weird am I? If I did it would probably read like this. Think of it as an anti-micro-blog.

Watching Flight of the Conchords. Might pause it and go for a piss.
10:13 PM Mar 1st from web
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Lightbulb's went and gone in the lamp. Can't see where I'm going to fit new one.
1:48 AM Mar 2nd from web
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What was that noise out the back door?
8:02 PM Mar 4th from web
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Turns out it was a badger doing battle with a fox. Nothing interesting.
8:04 PM Mar 4th from web
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Thinking about having a Jammie Dodger. That or a Wagon Wheel. Decisions, decisions.
1:33 PM Mar 5th from web
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Got a blonde patch in my hair now. That's what happens when you don't realise a bird's shat on yer heid.
10:01 PM Mar 6th from web
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Just sitting on the grass with my finger up my arse, playing with my ding-a-ling. Back door's got a high wall.
2:20 PM Mar 7th from web
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What a week! What a fucking week! You'll never believe all the mental shizzle that's been going on! Momentus shizzle! Right what happened wa
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05 PM Mar 13th from web
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Hmmm, seems that anti-micro-blogging isn't much different to actual micro-blogging.

Saturday, 7 March 2009

Monday, 23 February 2009

Episode 2 - Away To See A Man About A Dug

In this edition the Mercenary Charity Worker attempts to save the children of Africa, Eddie Armin reads one of his “Horrorscopes”, Leo DC reminisces on his time on Marvin’s Room and Jimmy Jacket remembers what holidays were like back in his day.

Plus there’s another edition of Learn To Speak Scottish (West Coast Edition), Sylvester Singleton warns of the dangers of buying your lady friend chocolates and Simon “Strings” McKenzie recommends the new hottest bands.

Also Malcolm Chuff is on hand to give his views on Religious bus adverts, Korean dog cloning and whether swans are better than Bengal tigers.



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