According to severely restricted social network spout pipe Twitter every single celebrity in the world has died. All projects they were working on will now be released as special tribute editions, no matter what stage of completion they stood at. After this the only new media of any sort shall be those things they did early that were shelved for being dire but now that those starring are famous there is a selling point.
A memorial service for all the deceased fame whores will be held next week but will not be televised due to the lack of celebrity attendance on account of them all being dead.
The day after the service a popular national tabloid will no doubt print sordid details of eachof the celebs final hours leading up until their collective death, every account involving how they piled drink/drugs/bacon into their system whilst having freaky sex in a cupboard with a hooker/bit on the side.
It is unclear how ordinary people will cope with this brave new non-starlet filled world and Samaritans have announced extra operators to cope with an increase of calls.
UPDATE!!!
All the celebrities quoted on social lie spout Twitter as being dead are, in fact, alive.
The memorial service will still be held as practice in case this hoax ever becomes a tragic reality.
In this edition Eddie Armin gets spiritual, there’s some shocking news reports from Scotland’s crack news team, plus Malcolm Chuff pontificates about Palestinian tourism and whether the BBC should ban swearing.
Simon “Strings” McKenzie gives us another cool band, there’s a guide to speaking foreign and the Mercenary Charity Worker promotes a controversial charity.
Plus there are commercials that aim to change your way of life.
Just a quick reminder ahead of the imminent arrival of episode 5 of Big Red's Fun Bus that you can hear the first four episodes on this very site. You don't need to trawl through all the guff, sorry, momentous comedic witterings, oh no.
Instead of looking for all the posts labelled "the show" you can check out all available episodes at any time thanks to the Podbean Player. There's one on the sidebar and another at the bottom of the page (plus there's another on the Big Red's Fun Bus My Space page. Bebo won't allow it to be embedded at the moment so other arrangements are being made to post the show on there for the members of that group if they're too lazy to go elsewhere!).
If you still don't know what is being referred to here it is:
Big Red's Fun Bus is a comedy sketch podcast featuring skits and rants.
Caution, contains Scottish accents
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