Sunday, 22 March 2009
Sorry!
Saturday, 14 March 2009
Twatter
I don't have a Twitter account. There I've outed myself. How weird am I? If I did it would probably read like this. Think of it as an anti-micro-blog.
Watching Flight of the Conchords. Might pause it and go for a piss.
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Lightbulb's went and gone in the lamp. Can't see where I'm going to fit new one.
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What was that noise out the back door?
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Turns out it was a badger doing battle with a fox. Nothing interesting.
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Thinking about having a Jammie Dodger. That or a Wagon Wheel. Decisions, decisions.
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Got a blonde patch in my hair now. That's what happens when you don't realise a bird's shat on yer heid.
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Just sitting on the grass with my finger up my arse, playing with my ding-a-ling. Back door's got a high wall.
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What a week! What a fucking week! You'll never believe all the mental shizzle that's been going on! Momentus shizzle! Right what happened wa
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Hmmm, seems that anti-micro-blogging isn't much different to actual micro-blogging.