I don't have a Twitter account. There I've outed myself. How weird am I? If I did it would probably read like this. Think of it as an anti-micro-blog.
Watching Flight of the Conchords. Might pause it and go for a piss.
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Lightbulb's went and gone in the lamp. Can't see where I'm going to fit new one.
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What was that noise out the back door?
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Turns out it was a badger doing battle with a fox. Nothing interesting.
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Thinking about having a Jammie Dodger. That or a Wagon Wheel. Decisions, decisions.
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Got a blonde patch in my hair now. That's what happens when you don't realise a bird's shat on yer heid.
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Just sitting on the grass with my finger up my arse, playing with my ding-a-ling. Back door's got a high wall.
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What a week! What a fucking week! You'll never believe all the mental shizzle that's been going on! Momentus shizzle! Right what happened wa
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Hmmm, seems that anti-micro-blogging isn't much different to actual micro-blogging.
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stop being a wuss, get yourself a twitter account, good enough for charlie brooker, good enough for me, good enough for you.
see the weird folk you get adding you, its, well its weird.
but cool all the same, i know precisely noone on the twitter but am getting followed by about 6 or 7 folk. including total film actually.
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